Beloved uncle and savvy businessduck, Scrooge McDuck, died last Friday when he attempted to dive into his pool of money.

“When I saw he was having a diving board installed in his money vault, I was concerned” stated Huey, nephew of the deceased. “I thought, he isn’t going to… He’s not that dumb “

Another nephew, Dewey, also had concerns “I mean, come on, I don’t need a Woodchuck Guidebook to know that gold coins are significantly more dense than water”

Nephew Louie was not as concerned, “We are in the will, right?”

Memorial services to be held this Wednesday