Hitler’s Parents Reveal: Would Have Aborted If Legal

In a recent discovery of letters written between Adolf Hitler’s parents, it was revealed, given the choice, they would have aborted him.

Unfortunately, abortion did not become legal in Germany until the 1970s. One can only speculate how much the world (not to mention the Jewish people of that time) would have benefited, if abortion was legalized earlier.

Pro life proponents would argue “A child does not have a choice whether or not to be born”

Its difficult to argue against that point, as many parents of mass school shooters would point out, their teenager, at some point screamed at them “I didn’t ask to be born!”, prior to shooting up their school and killing themselves.

As of press time, Pro Choice proponents have not added “aborting the next Hitler” to their talking points. They do have a solid enough position as it is. But it couldn’t hurt.