During cross-examination of a key witness in a murder trial, the prosecuting attorney became visibly annoyed with the witness she was questioning, when he blatantly refused to follow along with the scene she had established.
The following is a transcript of the proceedings:
Prosecutor – after you saw the defendant kill the victim, what did you do?
Witness – I didn’t see him kill anyone
(audible snickers from the audience)
Prosecutor – I JUST established that you saw the defendant kill the victim
Witness – But I didn’t see him kill anyone
(more audible giggles)
Prosecutor – I’m creating a scene grounded in reality, what are you doing ?
Witness – But its not reality, I didn’t see anything
(louder laughter from the audience)
Prosecutor – (addressing the judge) Your honor, it’s apparent that this witness would rather go for a quick laugh, than to perform a grounded scene, based on the reality I have established.
The judge threw the case out and the defendant walked free.