Ann Arbor, MI – A man, only known by the moniker Buffalo Bill, is eagerly anticipating his favorite part of awards season, coverage of celebrities arriving on the red carpet.

“I really just like to see who everyone is wearing,” said Bill.

Bill will be wearing a suit of his own creation, while watching the red carpet coverage.

“I will be wearing Brenda… never got her last name… she helped me load a bookshelf into the back of my van. I was wearing a fake arm cast, so…”

As of press time, Bill has an empty pit in his basement, so no word yet on who he will be wearing for the next occasion.