1. Moulton Falls – You can almost hear the waterfall over the sound of screaming children

2. Three Pools – You’ll find fewer people at your local community pool.

3. Lewisville Park – Very unlikely you’ll find a place to park your car. Even more unlikely you’ll find a spot on the sand for your towel

4. Henry Hagg Lake – Even rumors of underwater cemeteries can’t keep the crowds away

5. Lost Lake – Not anymore

6. Serene Lake – See: Lost Lake

7. High Rocks – You’ll have to be high on rocks to tolerate these crowds

8. Buck Lake – Crowds of naked people

9. Opal Creek – A couple hours out of town… not far enough

10. Trillium Lake – Originally called Mud Lake. It could be called Shit Hole Lake, it would still be crowded.