ZOOM+Care clinics replace doctors with Meeseeks Boxes

Portland, Or – Pacific Northwest based healthcare clinic, ZOOM+Care, has adopted the innovative “Meeseeks Box” as a replacement for doctors.

In a recent press release, ZOOM+Care CEO explains how it works, “It is very simple. The patient enters the examination room, then presses the button on the Meeseeks Box. A Meeseeks appears and introduces himself, ‘I’m Doctor Meeseeks, look at me. What are the symptoms of your condition?’”

After describing your symptoms, the Meeseeks will offer a diagnosis and prescription, if applicable. Then promptly disappear.

They are particularly effective because of their singular purpose. Existence is pain to the Meeseeks. Their only purpose is to find a diagnosis so they can stop existing.

As of press time, the Meeseeks only shortcoming is the occasional unclear diagnosis. If the Meeseeks cannot come up with a clear diagnosis, they will continue to exist and have to be disposed of using an alternate method.