Ted Cruz proposes legislation requiring incest porn to be “certified”

AUSTIN, TX – Senator Ted Cruz announced today his proposal for legislation requiring incest porn to be “certified”.

If passed, pornography websites with content claiming to be incestuous, will have to go through a rigorous vetting process to be certified as true incest, in order for it to be labeled as such.

Cruz is not alone, he is not the first to suggest implementing such a requirement, but he is the first to actually propose legislation to make this dream a reality.

“Currently, you can click on a video that claims to be a brother and sister having sexual intercourse, but there is no way for the viewer to know that they are actually related. It could very well be a couple that just look similar, but have no relation at all.”

Cruz admits if this legislation passes, it will have a positive impact on his pornography viewing experience.

“Its distracting… I’m watching this video and there is a nagging thought is in the back of my mind, ‘Are these 2 actually related?’ I don’t know. But if I did, I could just focus on getting off and not worry about it.“

By requiring incest porn to be certified, a viewer can click on a video, such as “Brother and Sister’s Little Secret” and rest assured there have been DNA tests done by an independent third party to confirm that the individuals in the video are indeed brother and sister.